I see a few of you think along the same lines as I do. When Michael said, "Crap begins with E" I paused for a moment and thought about it.
"Sweetie, Crap begins with C."
Then we went back to eating, and I haven't heard "crap" since.
Although, I really love the comment I received from an anonymous poster.
I might say, "Well, crap starts with "c", but technically it starts with "e" because you have to eat before you crap."
Whomever you are, you got me to giggle first thing on a Monday morning. Thanks!